is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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