You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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