What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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