Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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