JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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