i just wanna soil my oats bro
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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