im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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