He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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