Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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