But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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