Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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