I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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