"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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