My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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