are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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