I just saw a hot homeless man
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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