And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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