She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
why didn't you poke me back
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It's official drugs can't kill me
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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