one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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