If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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