Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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