I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
