I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Randomize
