So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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