oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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