i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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