i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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