On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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