I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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