If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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