forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ketchup is God's man juice
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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