Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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