doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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