How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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