the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
