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  you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for

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• I'm not sure if this is a typo. I mean was she choking on semen or did an actual seaman have his dick stuck in her throat. Either way, I've seen a Porno about both situations.

  Submitted by maskedman on Jun 9, 10 at 4:09pm

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• She inhaled a Navy guy?

  Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 9, 10 at 5:30pm

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• Not sure but I think the typo makes this funnier!

  Submitted by wwiiace on Jun 9, 10 at 5:37pm

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• Sticky situation.

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 10, 10 at 9:44am

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• 1) That sounds like it would really suck.\n2) Do people really not know how to spell!?! Seriously. Seaman??

  Submitted by hayleynewell on Jun 9, 10 at 4:54pm

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• Is this supposed to be semen??

  Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 9, 10 at 6:01pm

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• Love Texas but this shows how stupid some of the people are...don't know the obvious difference between cum and a sailor lol

  Submitted by sarahjay on Jun 10, 10 at 8:57am

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• Sounds like my little sister!

  Submitted by jenpearce on Jun 9, 10 at 7:52pm

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• do you think the OP is the parent?

  Submitted by rossturner on Jun 9, 10 at 5:04pm

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• means she got semen in her lungs... wow.

  Submitted by teafurtwo on Jun 9, 10 at 4:24pm

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  • she got semen in her lungs or sea men?

    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Jun 9, 10 at 4:26pm

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• Inhaled semen

  Submitted by CaseyC on Jun 9, 10 at 4:08pm

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• What's that?

  Submitted by lexialamode on Jun 9, 10 at 4:07pm

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• Semen?

  Submitted by HollyHoe on Jun 9, 10 at 4:52pm

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• Except people. There are a LOT of big people in Texas.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 8:40am

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• @maskedman: How does that make you feel about your life?

  Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 9, 10 at 7:38pm

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• German word for sailor man if you add an "n" I'm pretty sure..\nFunny though.

  Submitted by yours4evah111 on Jun 10, 10 at 11:25am

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• Ohh Texas

  Submitted by erb on Jun 9, 10 at 6:06pm

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• Learn to spell before you judge

  Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 11, 10 at 12:17am

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• we do it big in texas

  Submitted by misslady on Jun 10, 10 at 2:50am

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• Dang. I should move back to Texas.

  Submitted by MarineFD343 on Jun 10, 10 at 12:17am

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• There's really nothing big in Texas...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 6:05am

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• Doubt she makes it to age 30

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 4:29pm

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• Women are like hurricanes. They rock your world, tussle u around for a while, suck up lots of semen, but then leave you without a house or car

  Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 10, 10 at 10:32am

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