What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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