at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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