you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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