i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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