i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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