Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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