: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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