Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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