We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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