Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
cat food counts as protein by the way
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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