The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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