But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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