Ambien. No doubt about it.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My life is pants optional.
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