Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
