Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
where does the pee come out of this thing
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
